Posted by Reason on August 10th, 2008
As you know if you’re a Topic Agnostic fan, we’re perfectly open to reasonable, verifiable proof of the existence of pretty much anything. When last we discussed the Montauk monster, I had arrived at the logical conclusion that Satan appeared to exist, and as such there was no real choice but to worship his dark empire, etc. etc.
You can imagine my dismay when I read today that not only is the Dark One likely a water rat, but in fact his unholy corpse may well have been a planted viral marketing idea from the bright folks at a film called Splinterheads.
I’m disappointed to announce my resignation from the Church of Satan, but I’m looking forward to the next Photoshop-generated otherworldly evidence to ponder!
Tags: Montauk monster, proof, Splinterheads, the devil
Category: Humor, Movies/Music/TV
Posted by Reason on July 30th, 2008
We here at Topic Agnostic shoot off our mouths quite a bit about ‘proof’ and ‘evidence’. Show yourself, God, if you want a chance with us. Well, our skeptical asses have just been handed to us….a demon has washed ashore in Montauk, NY. It’s laying right there on the beach in all it’s disturbing, unholy, verifiable glory. Some have suggested it’s a de-shelled turtle, but I think I know the denizens of the flaming pits of ooze when I sees ‘em.
I’d like to announce my immediate conversion to Christianity, based on this terrifying example of Satan’s works. I’m happy it’s in advance of Sunday, so I can get a jump start tomorrow worshipping the Lord.
My only compunction is that this seems more to be evidence of the existence of the devil…I can’t really conclude that God exists just because his archnemesis clearly does. Hmm.
I’d like to announce my immediate resignation from Christianity, subsequent to which I’ll be checking out the Church of Satan. God, if you’re feeling competitive, see if you can wash up a dead cherub on Long Island.
From Gawker.
Tags: funny, proof, scary, the devil
Category: Christianity, Humor
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