Look, basically a vote for Sarah Palin is a vote for Jesus. I urge our American readers to take that to heart on November 4th: fiscal conservative though you may be, you should also expect that your government be free of irrational influence.
Mmmmk. This is a video of Sarah Palin in church receiving a blessing to aid her in her quest to insert Jesus’ viewpoint into political events and to protect her from witchcraft. I’m not kidding, right at the end.
Isn’t petitioning some higher power with ritual to sway things your way, protect you and smite your enemies basically witchcraft?
I’ve never really read the comments on a Beliefnet story before, but it seems like the kind of politically correct place where everyone is super tolerant and accepting and respectful of other people’s belief systems. That is so not appealing to me—I reserve the right to be publicly appalled by irrational superstition any time I encounter it!
So I came across a story on Beliefnet about a Washington Post political cartoon featuring Sarah Palin speaking in tongues. This is a plausible scenario for a joke, because Palin was a Pentacostal at one point in her life, later switching churches like she switched colleges. Pentacostals “believe”—although apparently there’s some skepticism about that in Christian circles—that they speak Glossolalia, the language of angels.
[I know, I said Christian skepticism...even other Christians don't buy it.]
From the Skeptic’s Dictionary: “According to Dr. William T. Samarin, professor of anthropology and linguistics at the University of Toronto:
Glossolalia consists of strings of meaningless syllables made up of sounds taken from those familiar to the speaker and put together more or less haphazardly …. Glossolalia is language-like because the speaker unconsciously wants it to be language-like. (Nickell, 108).
When spoken by schizophrenics, glossolalia are recognized as gibberish. In charismatic Christian communities glossolalia is sacred and referred to as “speaking in tongues”.
There’s a continuum of stupidity on which all beliefs fall, and the word “beliefs” itself is the key. Actions and decisions based on facts should be respected; unfounded beliefs (read: “imaginary stories”) about the world and the laws and proscriptions they lead to should not.
The blogger felt it unfair to attack Palin’s inferred extreme religious practice without also mocking the other candidate’s convictions, as if hers were more extreme and stupid. I’d suggest they are more extreme and stupid, and belie a dangerous ideological attachment to manifest destiny-fuelled decision making.
American politicians have to assert religiosity because self-identified non-theists make up only 15-20% of the population. It’s just marketing. We can’t fault them for insincerity; it’s the actually religious ones whose judgment we should question.
El-oh-el! The wikipedia entry for “glossalalia” opens with “The neutrality of this article is disputed”.
Due to overwhelming amusement with the animated gif that served as an editorial illustration in the previous post, Topic Agnostic proudly offers it’s first Atheist Art® Freebie - the Sarah Palin “Hell’s Belle” desktop wallpaper. Whether you’re pro or anti, Sarah looks great as an Angel of the Lord.
In his haste to secure the hockey mom slash feminist slash blue collar vote, John McCain seems to have picked himself a bonafide crackpot zealot. Salon reports today that the people who know Sarah Palin from back home are a lee-tle terrified of this religious “fundamentalist” potentially coming to power. They’d just like you to know that they know, because they know her, that Palin actually:
hoped to ban the Rev. Howard Bess’ book, Pastor, I Am Gay, because it portrayed homosexuals in a positive light
protested outside Dr. Susan Lemagie’s office in an effort to stop her from providing abortions
cites images of dinosaur fossils with embedded human footprints (does anyone have pictures of these?) as evidence that humans and dinosaurs coexisted, and that the earth is 7000 years old
believes Jesus will come back to earth in our lifetime.
Rev. Bess thinks the complexity and nuance of running a country is above the head of someone so attached to dogma and righteous conviction. “Like all religious fundamentalists — Christian, Jewish, Muslim — she is a dualist. They view life as an ongoing struggle to the finish between good and evil. Their mind-set is that you do not do business with evil — you destroy it.”
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