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Catholics PWNED By Athiests

Posted by God Delusion on November 11th, 2009 Comments (0)

Put on by BBC World, the Question was “Is the Catholic church a force for good in the world?” The majority of the people at this debate decided that NO, it was not a force for good, and those people that were on the fence at the start (a poll was taken at the beginning and end of the debate) were swayed to the NO side.

Speaking for the motion, Archbishop John Onaiyekan and Ann Widdecombe MP. Speaking against the motion, Christopher Hitchens and Stephen Fry.

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Mr Deity and the Identity Crisis

Posted by God Delusion on November 5th, 2009 Comments (0)

The Lastest episodes from the brilliant mind of the folks over at Mr. Deity.

Tags: Category: Catholicism, Christianity, Critical Thinking, Humor

Penn & Teller, Bullshit! The Vatican

Posted by Formo-Mormo on September 1st, 2009 Comments (0)

The lastest episode from season 7 of Penn and Teller, BullShit.

Penn & Teller discuss the Catholic Church and their involvement in anti-homosexuality efforts, condom use, and the cover up of the priest abuse sex scandal. They talk with an Italian comedian that was punished for criticizing Pope Benedict the XVI.

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Richard Dawkins - God Strikes Back

Posted by God Delusion on July 14th, 2009 Comments (0)

Tags: Category: Atheism & Agnosticism, Catholicism, Christianity, Critical Thinking, Evolution, History, Science

Fox News gets to the bottom of this whole Satan thing

Posted by Reason on March 27th, 2009 Comments (1)

In a bold, hard-hitting display of brilliant investigative reporting, Faux News provokes thought and deepens our trusting relationship with this gem: the Science of Satan debates.

Oh, I wish I was kidding.

Sadly, the word “science” is invoked twice in this clip about the upcoming special. I certainly hope 70% or so of Americans, as O’Reilly mentions, don’t actually live their lives in fear of stuff that doesn’t exist.

O’Reilly brings it all back to free will; God created the Devil to give us some options and counts on us to choose wisely. We don’t have to love God, because there is a competing product. It’s the free market of the soul!

Neither being has so far made a verfiable appearance unto me, so I’m not sure how God expects me to properly conduct interviews and select someone to worship. I know, I know; mysterious ways.

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The Pope is a Dope

Posted by God Delusion on March 26th, 2009 Comments (1)

Once again, religious ideology trumps science and good sense.

Pope Benedict has re-affirmed the position of the Catholic church that condoms are not the solution to the AIDS epidemic ravaging the continent.

Catholic and human rights activists immediately condemned the statement, saying that it showed that the Pope was out of touch with reality and advocating inhumane policies that would increase the suffering of innocent people.

Yep, it’s more important to keep sperm from falling on the ground than it is to help stop this killer disease affecting an entire continent. Keeping that in mind, a song…

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Atheist bus ads don’t fly in Italy

Posted by Magdalene on January 19th, 2009 Comments (1)

It seems like everybody’s plotting an atheist bus campaign these days. Good! It’s not happening in Genoa, Italy, however—violation of an “ethics code in advertising” prevented the ungodly slogans from appearing.

The bad news is that God doesn’t exist. The good news is that you don’t need him“, the ads were to proclaim.

Right-wing politicians fiercly criticized the message. The 1998 Catholic Almanac proclaims Italy to be the world’s most Catholic country, with 97.2% of the population obstensibly religious, so you can see why the idea was a tough sell.

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Topic Agnostic’s Last-Minute Top 5 Atheist Christmas Gifts Guide

Posted by Magdalene on December 24th, 2008 Comments (1)

Whether it’s a grumpy atheist or a gullible Christian who’s stocking you need to stuff, we’re hear to help! You’ll find it doesn’t matter whether your giftee is atheist or xian, the same gifts will work. They’re just appreciated on different levels.

1. Sexual Skills for the Christian Husband

If Timothy 2:22’s admonishment to flee youthful lusts is cramping your style, heat up your holy union with this saucy cookbook of love! 100% refund if not completely satisfied, thankfully with no quesitons asked.

Get yours, if you know what I mean, for only $27, for a limited time only!

2. Jesus x Santa Light Sabre Battle T

Jesus is ripped, and using the force to punish that fat present-proffering bastard, Santa!

Get dressed for only $18, free shipping in the US!

3. Blasphemous Bedroom Bonanza

You’re going to Hell, obviously. WIth a range including the Diving Nun, Judas, the not-so-Virgin Mary, and Jackhammer Jesus, Divine Interventions hand crafts each of these sacrilicious silicon beauties for your pious pleasure. There is a Buddha model for those of an enlightened mindset.

Get it on for only $66, and they glow in the dark!

4. Bible Confetti

This would be fun to throw around while you’re using the divine dildos in suggestion #3.

Get festive for only $12.50 a pound!

5. Chocolate Jesus on a Stick

Lick the Lord in a frenzy of sinning guaranteed to be tough to explain when you reach the pearly gates.

Get 3oz of God for only $5!

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Pope shocker: Benedict hates on the gay

Posted by Reason on December 23rd, 2008 Comments (2)

What is wrong with the Pope? Doesn’t he realize the influence he has over people?

In an idiotic statement made at the Vatican yesterday, el Inquistor Grande said that “saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behavior was just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction.”

Reverend Sharon Ferguson, chief executive of the Lesbian and Gay Christian Movement, called the comments “totally irresponsible and unacceptable.”

“When you have religious leaders like that making that sort of statement, then followers feel they are justified in behaving in an aggressive and violent way because they feel that they are doing God’s work in ridding the world of these people,” she said.

No kidding. As we reported earlier this month, the Papacy refused to back a UN resolution to end the death penalty for homosexuality worldwide. Yes, Catholics are against killing people—you know, good ole’ Deuteronomy 5:17, the 6th commandment, for Pete’s sake, Thou shalt not kill—but it’s more important to prevent gay marriage. Pope Benedict picked “it’s still ok to kill gay people”.

Gay groups are pissed. And they should be. He basically equated being gay with being a scourge on the earth equal to deforestation.

Irresponsible hardly describes it. As if the church’s position isn’t going to be used to justify homophobia and discrimination. And why? Because the Bible predates science.

When Leviticus 20:13 was penned in the ancient desert, knowledge of human gestation was pretty spotty. Psalm 130 guesses that Thou sendest forth thy spirit, they are created, and that’s about all the Bible authors had on where babies came from. They certainly weren’t clear on the actions of androgen, the hormone that controls masculine characteristics in primates, too much of which science now implicates in the prenatal development of homosexuals.

Persecuting people for their very nature (sexuality, skin colour, you name it) is absurdly, hopelessly archaic. A world leader with influence over a billion people should be repudiated for canonizing hate and ignorance.

Jesus, Jesus mind you, said in Matthew 22:39 You shall love your neighbor as yourself.

And damnit, I know the editorial illustration for this post is childish, but I just wanted there to be something out there to find when people google “Benedict gay penises”.

Category: Catholicism, Intolerance, Sex

Mexicans can’t cope with their natural urges to bang the Blessed Virgin

Posted by Magdalene on December 13th, 2008 Comments (0)

Playboy Mexico—a licensee of the American version, who are totally not responsible for this—offended the crap out of Catholic Mexico with this month’s cover of a suggestively almost-semi-nude Virgin Mary. Avert your eyes if the side of a dirty, dirty boob offends your religious sensibilities, for there she is in all her glory. “We love you, Maria” proclaims the cover proudly—porn kitten Maria Florencia Onori, that is.

Tucking his wiener between his, legs, publisher Raul Sayrols plead wide-eyed ignorance of the resemblance to God’s mom. “The image is not and never was intended to portray the Virgin of Guadalupe or any other religious figure. The intent was to reflect a Renaissance-like mood on the cover.”

Right about now Mexicans are gearing up for a pilgrimmage to Mexico City in celebration of the Virgin of Guadalupe, in one of the world’s largest religious events, so they’re extra sensitive to stuff relating to naked virgins.

It’s sad that people can’t admit that taboo is so darn sexually exciting (and religious people are the only ones on whom taboos work anymore), and while we here at Topic Agnostic applaud Playboy Mexico for trying to make money on that, we’re sorry they bowed to religious outrage and pretended they weren’t selling sex with the Virgie. Cause they were.

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