Anonymous are freaking out the Holmes-Cruises! Protesting Katie’s big Broadway play and Tom’s Valkyrie opening, the group has been making public life unpleasant for the Dianetics Duo all year, driving home the actors’ association with the cult of Scientology.
Cruise has spent £5 million on an underground bunker in the grounds of his estate in Colorado. In August, threats were made to place anthrax in the air vents of his Los Angeles office.
Now we feel bad for pointing out that Katie looks like crap of late! Biological threats must be very stressful
Reports don’t specify that Anonymous was responsible for the anthrax threats; it could have been any number of people who hope to see Katie & Suri escape from Witch Mountain.
Two gentlemen, fired for refusing to attend mandatory Scientology classes at their place of work, are suing software firm Diskeeper for religious discrimination. Included in the lawsuit is a sanction preventing Diskeeper from making attendance at Hubbard Study Technology courses compulsory.
The company, who’s founder and chief exec Craig Jensen is a committed Scientologist, argues that religious instruction in the workplace is protected by the First Amendment, so the sanction is unconstitutional. Really? Forced cult classes are totally ok with the US government?
The German government was so spooked by the Co$ connection that the asked Microsoft if they could inspect the source code before Diskeeper, integrated into Windows 2000, was allowed to be used in government applications. There were some rumours the software would harvest data from user’s machines, presumably creating a database for Xenu’s nefarious purposes.
In other Scientology news, Katie Holmes looks god awful! Some say it’s her Broadway schedule or that she’s pregnant again, but they’re underestimating Tom’s mind control powers. Katie’s also sporting some weird cult-like vampire bites around her foot.
Katie, as you know, hit Broadway a few weeks ago. The attendant Anonymous pestering must have been a wakeup call for how weird the rest of the world thinks her life is, because the young Scientologist is reportedly thinking of moving to NYC, where she’s a little more out of the cult’s clutches. The play actually opens this week, and Anonymous promise to be there.
And some Katie-inspired anti-Co$ video action from ‘fromacloset‘:
If you recall, I briefly had to become a Satanist back in August, when the very empirical carcass of a demon washed ashore in Montauk, Long Island. Disappointingly, the demon remains may have only have been a deceased water rat in the service of marketing a movie, so, evidenceless once more, I moved on in my search for other substantiated religions to test drive.
Well I’m back! Beelzebub had more up his sleeve than just the one monster, apparently. A brilliant sleuth at the LA Times has uncovered another dark denizen that washed ashore in Russia three years ago! The cursed corpse is now missing, presumed in the hands of secret soviet exobiologists. It appears have formerly been either a Mystic from the Dark Crystal,
or possibly Mokey from Fraggle Rock.
Either way, it is clear now that Jim Henson was in league with you-know-who and that the hounds of hell are actually rather cute.
Until this clear proof of true evil is debunked, hail Satan!
I just read something crazy. Apparently Marc Headley, an ex-Scientolgist A/V guy, says that Co$ actually arranged a fake casting call in order to dredge up chicks for the undatable Tom Cruise, back when Penelope split. Potential wife material included Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba. Only Scarlett took the bait, but freaked when she found out the “audition” was at the Scientology Center in LA and refused to make a tape. Katie Holmes, being much more impressionable/much less hot than the A-list, went for it, Tom just loved her and the rest is celebricult history!
This video also available on AnonTube, for when the American Rights Counsel [sic!] starts serving up those takedown notices
Six kids are in state custody after a raid yesterday by more than 100 federal and state authorities on an evagelist cult compound in Fouke, Arkansas. The raid is the culmination of a 2-year investigation of a potential child porn operation sprinkled with physical and sexual abuse, and is the third for Tony Alamo Christian Ministries.
“Alamo claimed in a telephone interview with The Associated Press on Saturday that the investigation was part of a federal push to legalize same-sex marriage while outlawing polygamy. He also said for girls having sex, “consent is puberty.” [From Chron.com]
Alamo’s cult is your basic charismatic-leader Armageddonist polygamist sex cult operation, with 13-year-old girls being married off to older men and people disappearing into the world of gated compounds, prayer and abuse. An arrest warrant is expected to be issued for the “soul-winning” cult leader, who in the 80’s ghoulishly refused to give up the remains of his dead wife, anticipating a resurrection.
Where do these allegations stem from? The anti-Christ government. The Catholics don’t like me because I have cut their congregation in half. They hate true Christianity.” theorizes Alamo” in a phone interview to the AP reported in the Washington Post.
Know how Jesus visited the Americas after he died and did the Mormon thing?Well before that, when he was 21, Jesus went off to find himself in Japan. He really dug it, and stayed for the next decade. Finding, you know, himself, he returns to Judea to find things a lee-tle too hostile, and decides to dodge crucifixion by substituting his little brother Jsus Chri (stay with me). Escaping back to Japan, he marries a cute chick named Miyu and lives to 104-118 ripe old years.
Wow, eh? Paradigms! This is what the town of Shingo claims happened, and in true Lourdesian fashion is the premise on which it bilks the touristing public.
Entangled in an elaborate Da Vinci Codesque conspiracy theory, this Japanese town displays two graves under the auspices of belonging to Jesus and Jsus (not affiliated with streetwear Gsus). The town claims the local Sawaguchi family, who look “Western” (or “Japanese”, depending if you look at the picture or not) are the direct descendants of Jesus. Shingo has all kinds of Jewish language traditions and rituals and outfits that totally prove Jesus dropped by there 2000 years ago and influenced the heck out of everybody.
A bizarre but fairly fleshed-out conspiracy theory about Sarah Palin’s son, Trig, seems to be raging across the political blogosphere. The theory goes a little something like this: Bristol Palin, teenage and totally not married daughter of Governor Palin, gets pregnant. She disappears from school for several months with ‘mono’. Sarah, meanwhile, looking as svelte as ever in stark contrast to photos of her other pregnancies, announces that surprise, she’s 7 months pregnant! Under weird circumstances, including a protracted cross-continental flight after her water breaks, Sarah apparently gives birth to Trig. The hospital where he’s born doesn’t list him as entering the world that day, and the doctor that ‘delivered’ him has received a few tasty political appointments from the Goverrnor.
Here are Daily Kos’ video and pics, in which the Governor seriously doesn’t look pregant, and her daughter Bristol kind of does.
If you check out the pictures and start to think something is rotten in the state of Alaska, I don’t blame you. If the Governor concocted this massive lie to hide her daughter’s indiscretion, the hypocrisy is pretty painful: Palin, a confirmed Jesus freak, can’t live up to the standards she espouses. This is a fundamental flaw from Jim Bakker to Ted Haggard - the inhuman celibacy standards offered by religion are at odds with nature, and to try to live (or say you’re living) otherwise is typically to set yourself up for a giant ‘moral’ failure.
If this crazy cover-up is true, the Palins missed a real political opportunity to confirm their commitment to pro-life, family values, and forgiveness. Why not spin it that their family is rallying around a teen pregnancy that the Lord wants to see come to term?
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