Lessons From the Scriptures Part 5 - The Bible Says so it Must Be True

Posted by God Delusion on January 12th, 2010 Comments (8)

Ahh the Bible, that ultimate authority for so many Christians.  The next time someone says they believe that the Bible is 100% God’s word, you can pull out these gems where the Bible says…

  • You should kill your child if he strikes you (Exod. 21:15)

    • And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death

  • If you work on the Sabbath, you should be put to death (Exod. 35:2)

    • Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the Lord: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death 

  • If you curse, you should be stoned to death (Lev. 24:14)

    • Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him. 

  • Happiness is smashing children upon the rocks (Psalms 137:9)

    • Happy shall he be,that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

  • Women should be subjugated by their husbands (1 Pet. 3:1)

    • Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;  

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