Archive for January, 2010

Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian

Posted by God Delusion on January 28th, 2010 Comments (4)

From http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
 
9 - You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
 
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
 
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!
 
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
 
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
 
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering.  And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”

 
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.
 
2 - You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers.  You consider that to be evidence that prayer works.  And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
 
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

Category: Atheism & Agnosticism, Christianity, Creationism, Critical Thinking, Evolution, History, Humor, Islam, Science, Sex

Lessons From the Scriptures Part 5 - The Bible Says so it Must Be True

Posted by God Delusion on January 12th, 2010 Comments (7)

Ahh the Bible, that ultimate authority for so many Christians.  The next time someone says they believe that the Bible is 100% God’s word, you can pull out these gems where the Bible says…

  • You should kill your child if he strikes you (Exod. 21:15)
  • And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death

  • If you work on the Sabbath, you should be put to death (Exod. 35:2)
  • Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the Lord: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death 

  • If you curse, you should be stoned to death (Lev. 24:14)
  • Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him. 

  • Happiness is smashing children upon the rocks (Psalms 137:9)
  • Happy shall he be,that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

  • Women should be subjugated by their husbands (1 Pet. 3:1)
  • Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;  

    Tags: , , , , , , Category: Christianity, Critical Thinking, Intolerance, Superstition

    Atheists Challenge Irelands Blasphemy Law

    Posted by God Delusion on January 5th, 2010 Comments (17)

    Earlier this year we posted a short note about the silly blasphemy law that politicians in Ireland had passed, which  went into effect January 1st.

    Now, Atheist Ireland is challenging that law, in order to provoke court action.

    An Irish atheist group has published a series of quotations on religion in an attempt to challenge a blasphemy law that went into effect on New Year’s Day.

    The 25 “blasphemous” quotations include the words of Jesus, Mohammed, Mark Twain, Salman Rushdie and Bjork.

    A person breaks the law by saying or publishing anything “grossly abusive or insulting in relation to matters held sacred by any religion, thereby causing outrage among a substantial number of the adherents of that religion.”

    Those found guilty of breaking the blasphemy law may try to defend themselves by proving that a reasonable person would find literary, artistic, political, scientific or academic value in what they said or published, the law says.

    You can read the list of 25 quotations on the Atheist Ireland website.

    Tags: , , Category: Politics & Law, Seperation of Church & State

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