Increasing God’s length and girth
Cristo Rendentor, the bloody big Jesus towering over Rio de Janeiro, may not be the Top God in Brazil for much longer. Sertaozinho, a town northwest of Sao Paulo city, is planning a way bigger Jesus (pedestal included) for Easter launch. About 681,000 God-glorifying dollars will be diverted from poverty, homelessness and other human travails in order to show the Lord who loves him most.
Giant Jesuses and huge crosses have popped up all over lately.
Munro, Ohio’s massive, wet Lord [image by Joe Orman]:
Effingham, Illinois’ almighty big glow-in-the-dark cross:
Lightening rods in…Missouri? [from Friendly Atheist]:
So you can see this is a common problem, the need to show God how big your religion is. I suspect he doesn’t give a damn about idol size and would prefer you to focus your funds upon the least of those, your bretheren.
As for the rest of your question, they aren’t...
Isn’t ther something in the Bible that these folks are supposed to follow about not worshiping idols? Pretty sure I remember that being in there….
Posted by Formo-Mormo on January 8th, 2009 11:15 pm