Saturday sermon
Happy Saturday, heathens! Hope you’re high on life without God, like these guys:
- Holy Taco speculates on the editorial help God may have sought in writing the 10 Commandments.
- The Onion covers a press conference in which God clarifies the meaning of “Thou shalt not kill”, which, not surprisingly, is not to kill anybody.
Editorial illustration artwork from the horrendous Objective: Ministries, which is a treasure trove of kid’s artwork slash admissible evidence of child abuse featuring a very buff (and practically nude) Jesus riding dinosaurs and unicorns, spurning coffee, and loving everybody. Creationist nonsense, the truth about Santa, and grouchy atheists in goat form help children understand why Christianity is a kindly, loving religion. A poor, polytheistic elephant named Habu labours under great confusion as to which of his many gods he should pray to. “Wouldn’t you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don’t love you at all?” I’m filin’ this one under ‘intolerance’.
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