More (Moscow!) proof the Devil is totally real: Montauk Monster only the latest in a string of Hellish demons washing ashore
If you recall, I briefly had to become a Satanist back in August, when the very empirical carcass of a demon washed ashore in Montauk, Long Island. Disappointingly, the demon remains may have only have been a deceased water rat in the service of marketing a movie, so, evidenceless once more, I moved on in my search for other substantiated religions to test drive.
Well I’m back! Beelzebub had more up his sleeve than just the one monster, apparently. A brilliant sleuth at the LA Times has uncovered another dark denizen that washed ashore in Russia three years ago! The cursed corpse is now missing, presumed in the hands of secret soviet exobiologists. It appears have formerly been either a Mystic from the Dark Crystal,
or possibly Mokey from Fraggle Rock.
Either way, it is clear now that Jim Henson was in league with you-know-who and that the hounds of hell are actually rather cute.
Until this clear proof of true evil is debunked, hail Satan!
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You might want to see this:
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682
Posted by Lord Pat III on January 30th, 2010 7:59 pm