Jesus manifests to motivate portly dieters; 15 million children continue to die of hunger each year

Posted by Magdalene on September 22nd, 2008 Comments (2)

How does this stuff make CNN? A Kansas fitness club owner has a water stain on her ceiling. The water stain is oppressing patrons of her weigh-loss clinic into busting a nut on the AssMaster® because it looks like a certain patriarchal guilt god (no, not Horus).

I think they’re misinterpreting his eyes on their spandex. Jesus would look down from the moldy ceiling tile with love and acceptance, not reproach. Does not Genesis 45: 17-18 say “ye shall eat the fat of the land“?

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    1. Children don’t die because of Jesus. They die because of your greed, you, members of developed society, and your leaders. Your leaders don’t believe only in “Money God”.

      Posted by Ion on September 28th, 2008 11:59 am
    2. Are you saying that members of the first world are more powerful than Jesus? I wonder why Jesus allows them get away with it.

      He’ll manifest in fitness centre in middle America but he can’t manifest in front of the UN and clear up any confusion about the will of God and realign our priorities to end world hunger?

      In fact I agree with you, Jesus is a distraction. The sooner we get religion out of the way the sooner people can see things as they are and the political elite will have fewer shadows to hide the truth.

      Posted by Godless on September 28th, 2008 2:11 pm

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