God microblogs. From Heaven. On Twitter.
If you’re too young for email, you can always follow God on Twitter! With over 600 followers, Almighty God answers personal questions, issues proclamations, explains the Bible and his “mysterious ways”, and offers prizes to numerically significant adherents! Is God a Kabbalist, or just bored?
40 followers from now will be #666, and the Lord is no doubt cooking up something special for that lucky supplicant! Many geeky mortals will no doubt be vying for the eternal life or get-out-of-Hell-free card on offer. Link from Danny / Personman in the Friendly Atheist’s comments.
Side note, does God ever look like Jesus in this picture, eh? They have the same nose.
Update!! God has announced the prize for follower #666…eternal torture in the fires of Hell! That doesn’t seem fair…
Posted by Magdalene on September 21st, 2008 12:22 pmUpdate again…sarahpalinfeed is the Almighty’s 666th follower, and wins the everlasting Hellfire.
Posted by Magdalene on September 24th, 2008 10:05 pm[...] a big ole’ false idol over on Twitter. If you recall we introduced you to almightygod, the Lord’s Twitter feed, earlier this fall. Almighty God has recently been [...]
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